Thursday Thirteen - Things we have in the South that you don't in the North - 11/13/08

These are the first 13 things that came to mind that we have in the South but you don't in the North.

1. Sweet Tea (You might have it in the north, but yours sucks)


2. Southern Rock (You get it second hand)


3. Disney World


4. Palm Trees


5. Alligators (not in a zoo, on the freaking golf course)


6. 20% Illiteracy rate and climbing (see 10, 12, 13)


7. Grits


8. Waffle House (slowly moving North)


9. Carolina Rooms (you may have a sunroom but not an official Carolina room. Oh yeah, we also have the sun)


10. The KKK and overt racism (I know you have skinheads and such but no robes and hoods)


11. December golf in shorts


12. Boys named Billy Joe Jim Bob but go by Bubba and marry their cousins (who work at the Waffle House)


13. Real NASCAR fans