The person piloting the aircraft we are riding in hasn’t just lost the will to live.
Our pharmacist can really read the physician’s writing and doesn’t confuse oxybutynin and oxycontin.
The guy driving the oncoming vehicle is awake and sober.
The kid assembling our burger didn’t just digitally master himself or his girlfriend prior to handling OUR meat.
The fish we are about to eat was not caught in highly contaminated waters. Was transported properly and in a timely manner. Was not handled by anyone with hepatitis of any letter.
Our elected leaders aren’t selling us out to socialism and foreign domination.
The person living in the condo next to us will not get drunk and fall asleep with a lit cigarette.
Our doctor paid attention in medical school.
Our partner hasn't just had a dalliance with someone infected with an STD.
The nice baseball coach, priest, teacher, childcare provider, scout leader, (fill in the blank) isn't a pedophile.
The Arab cab driver we are sitting behind doesn't have a dirty bomb in the trunk.
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH TODAY
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