Thursday, October 1, 2009

55 Flash Fiction Friday - "No Intelligent Life Here" - 10/1/09

Each week G-Man of 55 Flash Fiction Friday challenges us to write a piece using exactly 55 words. Not as easy as it seems. My first draft is usually about 90 words.

Off course.
Landed on uncharted planet.
Met by people all wearing identical drab clothing and the same vacant smile.
“We accept aliens with open arms. No one has to work. We have free everything. Our government will take care of you.”
He got back into his craft and flew directly into one of their suns.

september stiffs.

A fairly mixed bunch in our list of Death's newest disciples this month, so let's get straight down to it with a murder that scared the shite out of me after the amount of death threats I've had regarding this blog recently, that of Filipino/Canadian film critic and advocate of Southeast Asian cinema Alexis Tioseco, no doubt killed by irate Wendy Richard/Rob Zombie fans.






Sticking with the Southeast, ex-model, former representative of the Chungcheongnam-do province at the 1993 Miss Korea beauty contest and star of The Foul King, Siren and Ghost in Love Jang Jin-young passed away as did the Hungarian voice of Sean Connery, Morgan Freeman and Darth Vader Tibor Kristóf.






In the world of animals, Jake Brockman of Echo & the Bunnymen and the world famous pelican Mr Percival both died as did Garron himself, the professional gruff Scotsman Iain Cuthbertson.





Sticking with (but not to) the TeeVee, Felix Bowness, best remembered for his portrayal of the jockey Fred Quilly in the BBC shitcom Hi-de-Hi! rode his last pony slowly overtaking Troy (writer of Z-Cars, Edge of Darkness and the greatest Brit flick ever The Italian Job) Kennedy Martin's teetering on the brink gold filled bus before crashing into Robert S. Baker, the producer of the Sir Roger of Moore classics The Saint and The Persuaders!



Finally long term readers of this blog will be sad to hear of the death of OAP horror afficionado and Italian splatter fan my Nan, whom you may remember from her comments on House by The Cemetery and her love of Cannibal Ferox.


Aishwarya Abhishek signed up for Rs 25 crore for soap ad

If any further proof was needed that Aishwarya Rai - Abhishek Bachchan are the hottest couple in Bollywood, then look no further than this. Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan have been apparently signed up for an amazing Rs 25 crore to feature in a soap ad.

Aishwarya Rai with husband Abhishek Bachchan

The deal was under finalisation for the past few days, but had been kept secret.

The company and its advertising agency were very keen to have both Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek together in the soap ad and they had been negotiating with them for some time now.

In India, brand endorsements by celebrities, especially Bollywood stars ensures the necessary brand visibility for the product.

Since Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek have done a few films together which were hits and have Mani Ratnam's next movie 'Raavan' lining up for release in a short time, the ad filmmakers very quite keen to sign them up.

This is the first time that Aishwarya Rai will be seen in a commercial with husband Abhishek.

The soap commercial will be filmed abroad.